Flashing Doesn’t Pay For Two Women
Meet Alicia Martin & Kathryn Rayannic.
Alicia & Kathryn went to a bar (The Waterfront in St. James, FL) to celebrate passing a difficult exam. They drank excessive amounts of beer, and they ran out of money. Not wanting to leave, but seeing that they were in a real financial pickle, they offered to flash their boobies for beer or money.
Alicia & Kathryn went table to table, asking even married men (who were there with their wives) if they would be interested in seeing their jugs. Every man turned them down, causing the nice ladies to become upset and aggressive. Management asked the pair to leave.
Alicia responded to the request by shoving a female employee into a wall. The female employee and a male cook escorted her outside. Once outside, Alicia punched the same female employee in the back of the head, and pulled a knife on the cook, who had asked for her car keys.
Alicia Martin has been charged with Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon and Battery. Kathryn Rayannic is charged with Disorderly Conduct.
Let this be a lesson to all women: use your brains instead of your body. You’ll probably stay out of jail if you do.
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Classy!
Wow. Classy gals. I’m curious what exam they passed?
You had me “They drank excessive amounts of beer” …sexy
still guys know better than to get drunk and flash our boobs….we go straight to “The Helicopter” which btw will end you up in a county drunk tank with a guy named Bubba who will offer to give a “Special breathalyzer test”. When that happens you would do well to say NO and mention loudly that you have an awful gag and bite reflex!
Wait, what’s the helicopter?
The Helicopter conjures up so many potential images…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=helicopter
Definition number 1 You mean Andy hasn’t “helicoptered you yet” where the hell is that boy’s sense of romance?!!!
That’s just wrong.
Was the difficult exam a pap smear?
Bwahahahaha!
“Difficult exam” -
Driver’s test
GED
Syphilis lab (and both came back negative)
Probationary drug test
Just guesses.
Wow, very classy ladies. Bet their families are so proud. lol
For real!!!
I mean seriously.
Ok, so I’m gonna say what I THINK we all are thinking.
The ONLY reason why this shit became what it was is because of how these women look.
Let say these were some two skinny hot bitches…..I don’t think this story would have went the same.
OF COURSE IT WOULDN’T HAVE WENT THE SAME.
IF, theses two woman were freakin’ hot and freakin’ skinny they would have had drinks all freakin’ night long and NOT one person would have called the police but rather had a night they would have talked about ten years from now.
BUTTTTTTTTT!!! They’re not……So hence, CGG has something to post. Seriously!!!!
When I read the title I was thinking I was totally going to see two hot chicks with something to offer…..But when I opened it up and saw the pictures it ALLLLLLL became really freakin clear!!!!!!
So, if you think looks don’t matter. It’s all a bunch of BS.